With all sincerity, F#CK YOU.
I found this nice tutorial/anatomy advice spread created by meghanhetrickof deviant art.
She gave me permission to post it up here to share so go make sure to visit her and look at her other creations of goodness!
yes yes yes and yes
boobs sag
deal with it
gravity is a thing
i AM LITERALLY ONLY REBLOGGING FOR THE SHY TITS RUNNING INTO UR ARMPITS SENTENCe
Yes, unless the girl has implants, then they look rounder and don’t sag.
this girl on my facebook feed has been posting statuses for 8 hours straight all today begging for someone to kill a spider in her bathroom and having several breakdowns in the middle and ranting about how she has no true friends because no one would kill it only to realize that it was a piece of hair and i’m still laughing
I must have done something extraordinarily kind in a previous life to deserve my husband in this one.
The Nu Project’s Nude Photos Tell The Truth About Women’s Bodies
The Nu Project is a no-glamor honest look at beauty and image in our world.
Female nudity isn’t hard to come by in the media, but the bodies we see usually represent a fairly limited scope of sizes and shapes. The Nu Project, a collection of nude photographs shot by Minneapolis photographer Matt Blum, seeks to add some variety to the mix. Blum started The Nu Project in 2005 but said it really took off when his wife, Katy Kessler, became the project’s editor. Blum sees the photos as filling a void. “When I started shooting nudes there was no project like it,” he told The Huffington Post in an email. The things that I had seen either used models with typical model bodies or average people who were made to look extremely unimpressive. I figured there was a way to treat women (of any size/shape) like models and photograph them beautifully, respectfully without a lot of sexual under or overtones. The women photographed are all volunteers, and most of the pictures are taken in the subjects’ homes — where they feel most comfortable. The Nu Project’s website showcases six galleries of nudes, three shot in North America, three in South America. Although Blum told HuffPost that he feels that they have a “good variety of people involved,” he and Kessler acknowledge on The Nu Project website that they’d love for the subjects to be more diverse. “The hardest part for us is that the project is 100 percent volunteer, so I do not see the women until I show up at their door,” Blum writes on the website. “We’re doing our best to encourage all types of women, but we need volunteers of all backgrounds and walks of life to make the project more complete.” Blum said he ultimately hopes that these images inspire the women who see them to feel better about their own bodies. “It’s been really exciting to hear people react to the images,” he told HuffPost. “We get a lot of feedback from women (especially) who have struggled to see themselves as beautiful, and this project has helped them on that path.”
In love with this.
Learn how to achieve this:
So, I’ve been getting lots of questions on how to make this. To be honest, it’s probably not as difficult as you might think.
Yeah, so, it’s really really easy.
(I didn’t save the .PSD file of this because I’m an idiot so the final product of this tutorial may not look exactly the same as this picture)
All Wet - describes an erroneous idea or individual, as in, “he’s all wet.”
And How - I strongly agree!
Applesauce- an expletive same as horsefeathers, As in “Ah applesauce!”
Attaboy - well done!; also Attagirl!
Baby - sweetheart. Also denotes something of high value or respect.
Balled Up - confused, messed up
Baloney - nonsense!
Bank’s Closed - no kissing or making out - i.e. - “Sorry, Mac, the bank’s closed.”
Bearcat - a hot-blooded or fiery girl
Beat it - scam or get lost
Beat one’s gums - idle chatter
Bee’s Knees - An extraordinary person, thing, idea; the ultimate
Beef - a complaint or to complain
Beeswax - business, i.e. None of your beeswax.”
Bell bottom -a sailor
Berries - That which is attractive or pleasing; similar to bee’s knees, As in “It’s the berries.”
Bible Belt -Area in the South and Midwest where Fundamentalism flourishes
Big Cheese - The most important or influential person; boss. Same as big shot
Big six - a strong man; from auto advertising, for the new and powerful; six cylinder engines
Bimbo - a tough guy
Bird - general termfor a man or woman, sometimes meaning “odd,” i.e. “What a funny old bird.”
Blind Date - going out with someone you do not know
Bluenose - An excessively puritanical person, a prude, Creator of “the Blue Nozzle Curse.”
Bootleg - illegal liquor
Breezer - an convertible car
Bronx Cheer - A loud splutteringnoise, used to indicate disapproval. Same as raspberry
Bull - (1) a policeman or law-enforcement officer including FBI (2) nonsense (3) to chat idly, to exaggerate
Bull Session - Male talkfest, gossip, stories of sexual exploits
Bum’s rush - ejection by force from an establishment
Bump Off - To murder,To kill
Butt me - I’ll take a cigarette
Caper - a criminal act or robbery
Carry a Torch - To have acrush on someone
Cash - a kiss
Cash or check? - Do you kiss now or later?
Cat’s Meow - Something splendid or stylish; similar to bee’s knees; The best or greatest, wonderful.
Cat’s Pajamas - Same as cat’s meow
Chassis - the female body
Cheaters - Eyeglasses
Check - kiss me later
Ciggy - cigarette
Copacetic - Wonderful, fine, all right
Crush - An infatuation
Daddy - a youngwoman’s boyfriend or lover, especially if he’s rich
Dame - a female
Dapper - a Flapper’s dad
Darb - An excellent person or thing (as in “the Darb” - a person with money who can be relied on to pay the check)
Dead soldier - an empty bear bottle
Deb - an debutant
Dick - a private investigator
Dogs - feet
Doll - an attractive woman
Dolled up - dressed up
Don’t know from nothing - don’t have any information
Don’t take any wooden nickels - Don’t do anything stupid
Double-cross - to cheat, stab in the back
Dough - money
Drugstore Cowboy - a guy that hangs around on a street corner trying to pick up girls
Dry up - shut up, get lost
Ducky - very good
Dumb Dora - a stupid female
Edge - intoxication, a buzz. i.e. “I’ve got an edge.”
Egg - a person who lives the big life
Fire extinguisher - a chaperone
Fish -(1) a college freshman
(2) a first timer in prison
Flat Tire - A dull witted, insipid, disappointing date. Same as pill, pickle, drag, rag, oilcan
Flivver - a Model T; after 1928, could mean any old broken down car
Flapper - A stylish, brash, hedonistic young woman with short skirts & shorter hair
Fly boy - a glamorous term for an aviator
Frame - To give false evidence , to set up someone
Get a wiggle on - get a move on, get going
Giggle Water - An intoxicating beverage; alcohol
Gin Mill - An establishment where hard liquor is sold; bar
Glad rags - “going out on the town” clothes
Gold Digger - A woman who associates with or marries a man for his wealth
Goofy - in love
Hair of the Dog - a shot of alcohol
Handcuff - an engagement ring
Hard Boiled -a tough, strong guy
Hayburner - (1) a gas guzzling car (2) a horse one loses money on
Heebie-Jeebies - The jitters
High-Hat - To snub
Hit on all sixes - to perform 100 per cent; as “hitting on all six cyclinders”
Hooch - Bootleg liquor
Hood - hoodlum
Hoofer - Dancer
Horsefeathers - an expletive ; same usage as applesauce
Hotsy - Totsy - Pleasing
Iron - a motorcycle
Jake - OK, as in , ”Everything is Jake.”
Jalopy - Oldcar
Jane - any female
Java - coffee
Jitney - a car employed as a private bus. Fare was usually five cents; also called a “nickel”
Joe - coffee
John - a toilet
Joint - an establishment
Juice Joint - a speakeasy
Joint - A club, usually selling alcohol
Keen - Attractive or appealing
Kisser - Mouth
Left holding the bag - (1) to be cheated out of one’s fair share (2) to be blamed for something
Level with me - be honest
Line - Insincere flattery
Live wire - a lively person
Mrs. Grundy - A priggish or extremely tight-laced person
Nifty - great, excellent
“Now you’re on the trolley!” - Now you’ve got it, now you’re right!
Nobody Home - Describes some one who is dumb
On the lam - fleeing from police
On the level - legitimate, honest
On the up and up - on the level
Orchid - an expensive item
Ossified - a drunk person
Owl - a person who’s outlate
Palooka (1) a below-average or average boxer (2) a social outsider, from the comic strip character Joe Palooka
Pet - Same as neck, but more so
Piker - (1) a cheapskate (2) a coward
Pill - (1) a teacher (2) an unlikable person
Pinch - To arrest
Pipe down - stop talking
Pushover - A person easily convinced or seduced
Putting on the Ritz- after the Ritz hotel in Paris; doing something in high style
Rag-a-muffin - a dirty or disheveled individual
Razz- to make fun of
Real McCoy - The genuine article
Ritzy - Elegant (from the hotel)
Rubes - money or dollars
Says you - a reactionof disbelief
Scram - Ask someone to leave immediately
Sheba - A woman with sex appeal (from the move Queen of Sheba) or (e.g. Clara Bow)
Sheik - A man with sex appeal (from the Valentino movies)
Shiv - a knife
Sinker - a doughnut
Speakeasy - An illicit bar selling bootleg liquor
Spifflicated - Drunk. The same as canned, corked, tanked, primed, scrooched, jazzed, zozzled, plastered, owled, embalmed, lit, potted, ossified or fried to the hat
Spiffy - An elegant appearance
Spoon - to neck, or at least talk of love
Struggle Buggy - the backseat of a car. A parent’s worst nightmare
Stuck On - Having a crush on
Swanky - Ritzy
Swell - Wonderful. Also: a rich man
Take for a Ride - To drive off with someone in order to bump them off
Tin Pan Alley - the music industry in New York, located between 48th and 52nd street
Tomato - a female
Torpedo - A hired gun
Upchuck - To vomit when one has drunk too much
Wet Blanket - a solemn person, a killjoy
What’s eating you? - What’s wrong
Whoopee - To have a good time
There was a moment when we laid down next to each other, after passionate love making. His hand placed on my side, and my arms is wrapped around his, facing each other. Looking at each other in admiration, love, and an endorphin infused way.
I said that he brings out the happiness and beauty he sees in me, after he told me how beautiful I am. If it wasn’t for him, I would be alone, hallow, emotionless and bored with my life. After what felt like the first time, though it surely wasn’t, I responded to his blissful way as almost a negative. It creaked open the door or my inner being. That there is darkness still leeching on my inner being, the one who still from time to time struggles to believe words, including his.
Before I could come from my thought process of what I just said, though I didn’t mean it to sound negative, but infact life changing from him being with me, he said the most striking things.
“You are beautiful with out me.”
The way he looks at me constantly, the way he holds me, the way we talk, and how we just be in our lives with each other, it makes sense. He didn’t fall in love with a girl who is physically beautiful and attractive to him. He didn’t fall in love with her words or her interests. He fell in love with her being, her wholeness in the purest way.
There wasn’t anything more to it. With his presence like “make-up” helped enhance that underglow that was buried deep inside for so long in her flesh. The inner being she really is has been hiding for so long. The wounded spirit of abusive and depressed pasts, was shining through. Only he was able to see it. Only he wanted to see and know more. And that is what made her, me, fall in love with him.
After that moment of realization I had to hid my face away from his eyes, under his chin to hid the tears welling in my eyes. It wouldn’t be the first time he has seen those watery eyes of mine explode. In fact he brings me to tears more than anyone who had hurt me before. He even knows when my breathing changes that there is a stir inside, full of powerful emotions.
He held onto me, and waited. Waited for it to surface. Waited for it to pass. Waited for me to share how I felt, or not to. His patience is a gift, and his understanding is a blessing. He never wants to pry. Instead, he waits for me to inch open the door after door after door, letting him in.
“I don’t deserve him”, but my inner being slaps me hard for thinking such things. I wont go with out happiness, even if I sabotage it. I wont let it play out. I wont let him go.
